my starving thing didnt happen. long story. not gonna write it. exams are over. my mom found out my results. she's wringing my neck. stupid typos. having lotsa typos today. i hate my sister. she thinks she OWNS THE FREAKING internet. i hate my other sister. just cos she has a fever, she has to be such a burden. i cant take this anymore!!! this is not a freaking holiday i tell you!!. i know its my post in a while and its not such a cheerful one. but my mom wants me to sleep early during hols! like

WHAT

THE

FUCK???

its so tiring you know. the starting of hols, my mom is pressing my back against the walls bout chores. lemme tell you something. i F***ing hate CHORES!. THEY SUCK. they suck real ass. argh! eventhough i spent bout 2 hours non stop cleaning the stupid stupid stupid master bedroom. she didnt even notice. if i didnt clean it, she would nag nag AND FREAKIN NAG! stupid la. so tiring. i hate my life so much right now. i just found out i humiliated myself like shit on stage during teacher's day. like omg. so bloody fucked up life right now. i just wanna go out with lotsa money and just relax you know. like chill out. but NOOOOOOOOOOO. my mom just has to go and push and nag me to do freaking chores. my stupid extra stupid sister thinks just cos she's having a break doesnt mean she has to freaking think she freaking own the freaking internet!!! argh! i tahan and tahan but i just cannot keep up already. some more!!! this stupid internet keeps on giving slow connection cos my very oh so smart brother go and break that thingy that holds the modem wire. argh!!!. and he wont admit it. like i wrote, very oh so smart. i got another thing to complain bout. my MOM keeps thinking just cos im typing, she thinks im chatting. argh!!!

stupid stupid stupid!!!

i hate my stupid stupid stupid life!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME VACATION!

the first thing im gonna say in this post is,

you will never get bored if you go out with denise and sam. like you won't get bored or hungry at all.

i like had so much fun today. thanks to my dear friends denise and sam. but i missed seeing priyanka though.

i woke up at 12 today. and i went out to the mall at 2 to eat. my dad promised me we would go as fast as we could so that i could play badminton with they all. but, instead he spent and hour and a half shopping. YES SHOPPING. first, after we ate. we were heading towards the escalator and he detoured. and went up instead. and we went to the Nokia place. he wanted to trade in the Nokia phone. i said "NOO!!!" gimme instead!! i want the phone. i really respect the person who told my dad not to trade in cos RUGILA! but instead give it to your daughter. i was like whoopee!!! and i said. yes. yes. listen to the man. he speaks the truth. so, after a whole waste of an hour, not buying any phone, we went up to buy him a wallet. took him 15 whole minutes to figure out a wallet to buy. then, we went down to buy something else at the pharmacy and he left his glasses up stairs. i was like what??? so then, i told him to wait downstairs while i go run and get it. so we left the mall around 3.30. like. omg.

i arrived at plaza damas. denise told me to meet her at kim gary. i thought she said king dairy. lawl. then, she called me and said "shazuwin, would it be alright if we kidnap you?" i was like what??? the way she puts it is scary and funny in a way. then we went to the curve. and ate TGIF. sam couldnt finish her burger cos me n denise kept on squeezing the burger. and i said "look juice!" she was like. "sick!" sam lost her appetite. what a waste of burger. vao. then we went shopping. well, more like looking at manga & anime stores. and saw tattoos. then ate ice cream. thanks d for the ice cream! then, sam went to get a henna tattoo done on her. that's when i thought i lost my phone. then we went searching for it. well, turns out the phone was in the car all along! SORRY SO SORRY DENISE.
then went home.

i never did expected my sunday to be like that. though.

im planning on starving myself starting from today.

1 im fat

2 i wanna lose weight

3 i really think i should turn anorexic

4 im serious

5 im not lying

6 i wanna turn really really skinny

7 i can't fit my clothes anymore

8 i don't care what you say, im still starving myself.

9 if you laugh bout this, i will continue my starvation for a long time.

10 i already started

11 i didn't eat breakfast and lunch.

12 don't try and stop me.

exams last day tomoro
hell yea bebeh!!!
uh uh oh yea!
i like it
i love it
uh uh oh yea!

well, today was quite boring. lets start from 12 am last night shall we?

after i watched stomp the yard, i went online till like 5 in the morning. i discovered something amazing on photobucket!!! and i shall not reveal that. wah wah wah! *retarded evil laugh* moving on! i was like.. i wanna make a wallpaper!! a new one if you know what i mean. but tak jadi cos i was in the middle of something. anyway, i slept at 5 and then i woke up at 3. then, i ate SPAGHETTI!! then i wash the dishes then i started to fold the clothes. halfway, my mom ajak me to go out. so i went to Ikano to buy my dog's food. Then , i went to Midvalley to buy a Mother's Day present but my mom decided to be picky. so i merajuk. then, i bought myself a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream!! yay! the reason why i'm so happy that i got to eat Baskin Robbins cos
1) my mom didn't buy anything after so hard i pujuk my dad to bring us out
2)i pujuk
3)i didn't feel the night would be complete without the ice cream
4)it would be a waste of night if i didn't buy the ice cream.
I wanted this mini skirt. it was white in colour but my dad said no cos he said if i grow up then it wouldn't fit me anymore. Talk about growth discrimination!
then, i came home and saw it was 10 o'clock so i decided to switch on the computer.
Oh, how i want that mini skirt.

Damn. It.

ignore the title. im listening to this particular song called scream thats why.

my mom woke me up by slapping me and said get up and get dressed. we're going to a kenduri. well, the first thing that popped into my mind was

1) will there be hot boys?
2) is this person rich?
3) i wanna go back to sleep.

so i did number 3 and went back to sleep. well, my fan was like the one on the wall. so when my mom offed it. i switched it back on went to sleep. half an hour later, i could hear my mom footsteps and i woke up and sat and pretend to wake up. then when she went out, i went back to sleep. hehehe. then, like 10 mins later, i woke up and went to the kenduri, believe me, every kenduri is so boring unless the people getting married are related to you. everytime there's a kenduri in kl, a typical thing happens.
1) i would read
2)my sister would disturb me
3)my mom would scold us
4)i try to accuse my sister after half an hour later.
if this doesn't happens, then, it must mean the kenduri is paranormal. anyway, i didnt know Hayden Panettiere or whatever her name is could sing?? moving on! i came back from the kenduri like 2 hours later (my dad can really talk alot) and slept. i woke up at 7 and do my daily routine, i closed all the curtains and wash the dishes. then, my dad called me up to copy all contact numbers to the phone my sister found at the cinemas (Nokia N76). my dad claims its his phone. i want to steal it lol. i tried to persuade my dad to give me.
me : do you know how to use this phone?
dad : its so complex
me : i know
you know, i was hoping he would say something like, "you want it?" or "ill give it to you". but that would never happen. like never. full stop. then, i watched this funny movie called er.. ok i forgot but this woman was given 3 weeks to live so she spent it in a crazy way by going to Paris, bungee jump, skiing down a dangerous hill and some other loco stuff. then i watched Stomp The Yard. very inspiring. i cried. what?? it was heart-warming and overwhelming. then, i sorted the stuff in my room and made a few dance steps. i tend to do that. now, im doing what im doing and i wanna go bathe and its like 2 am in the morning. funny, im listening to 4 in the morning.

pufferfish

Recently, Bob bought a dog so he took it for a walk.. He wanted to go to Rachel's house for.. er.. I dunno. ask him. Yesterday, Bob got an injury from playing so he isn't feeling very well today.. Then, he arrived at Rachel's house.. When he saw Rachel, his heart was like
Rachel : HI.
Bob : er.. haha..er..urm..h-h-hi.. (he was stuttering cos he thinks he has a crush on her)
Rachel : WTF is wrong with you?
Bob : N-n-n nothing.. er..urm..(he fell in love with her even more after she said that)
(Rachel screamed)
Bob : )
Rachel attacks Bob.

Bob didn't get injured. Unfortunately.
He stalks her.

She scolded him.
He got frustrated.

He went fishing after that..
Rachel feels sorry for him.
She went to comfort him.
Rachel : I must be out of my mind!

He feels happy.
Rachel : Will you leave me alone if i give you a spa ticket to a luxurious spa and a big big big jar of cookies? *gives him the spa ticks and cookies*
Bob : *nods like a maniac*
Denise : What about me????
Rachel : Sorry that was the last one.
Denise : AWWW...
Bob : Haha. *sticks out tongue*
Denise pulls out a Bazooka
Bob : Holy Sh*t!
Denise shoots him. He got seriously injured. Seriously.
Denise took the spa ticks and cookies all to herself.

No one ever knew what happened to the dog.

The end.

i can see her butt sticking out.



Donuts are the (some number i forgot) source of joy!



did you know i only discovered that you can search for pictures at photobucket yesterday?
sedih kan?



i find this funny. reminds me of .. er. lemme think... ok i cant think.



look, everyone. you can see her lacy thong!

Something disgusting happened.
There was this scream from downstairs and my dog won't stop barking.
So i went down to check.
He was all hyper and shivering.
He still won't stop barking until now.
Anyway, I went to checkla.
Turns out. The dogs next door were *ahem*ing.
Oh god. Is it the mating season already?
And the female one was the one who let out the yelp. A loud one.
Then, i went to calm my dog.
He pee-ed.
&
Terkena my foot.
Like ew.
I brushed the hell out of my foot.
The end.

Instructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

1. Favourite song(s) and why?
I love love love love Jordin Sparks ft. Chris Brown - No Air!! Dont' you???

2. What do you feel like doing now?
right now, i wanna go murder. YES MURDER my effing sister! such a bloody bit*h! you know why??? cos i told her NICELY to go down but instead she kicked me and scratched me with her long fingernails and now my hand is bleeding! stupid asshole! I fuc*ing hate my bloody stupid dumbass sister! shithead!

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?

i) Denise, cos she's such a darling!! J 'taime
ii) Rachel! cos then we can go high on salt water from the sea even tho its not alcoholic but who cares???
iii) Miya!!! cos she can be really horny. LMAO.

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
I wanna go to a nice 5 star hotel where there's a lot of donuts!

5.Something you did in school yesterday.
I finally finished my pengawas post that took me 2 weeks to be done with.

6. Do you believe in true love?
Kinda. Sorta. Maybe. I dunno.

7. What are you afraid of losing most now?
My husband cos tommorrow is our anniversary and he's suppose to do something very special.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I would subscribe to getting donuts everyday and i would be me a laptop with wireless n a phone with memory card and an ipod and buy a ticket to Japan to really go meet Ikuta Toma.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Er.. I dunno. Depends.

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Rachel. I chose to tag myself actually.

i) we can go high anywhere anytime.
ii) she listens to me & she's pretty.
iii) she entertains me with melinda's stories.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
i want everything i listed for my anniversary.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Now, My SISTER!

13. What is your ambition?
I wish to take over the Dunkin Donuts.

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
If my friends, yeah. If strangers no cos it would be too plain weird and insulting.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Friends, family without my stupid sister and GOD.

16. Are you a shopaholic?
Not really. eh! last time i went shopping to buy something was last last month and i bought me my first mini skirt. sad right???

17. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
Er.. you tell me.

18. What would you do if you have an off day?
i would sleep, eat, internet, and then sleep. *will not do chores*

19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
Er...Ohya!!! My sister found a Nokia N76 at the cinema and brought it home and now my dad claims that its his. SOO UNFAIR!

20. How do you feel now?
vERY JEALOUS.


I tag: Anyone whose rajin enough and DENISE.