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Thursday, September 18, 2008, 6:00 AM
oh pish posh. don't be ridiculous
darling, its a term of endearment.
don't take it the wrong way.
*snicker*
xD
i slept. dane cook is still funny. akhmed is stupid. stupid funny. not stupid mean.
im going to blog about crap full stop
i had diarrhea today.
it was miserably painful.
today, miya attempted to tell me a joke bout perverted people.
i think there was this waitress and she saw 3 Japanese businessmen masturbating at their table.
but miya didn't finish it cos i had to go home. xP
terrorist are a gift from hell or heaven?
you decide.
japanese gay guys are not gay.
or are they?
but ikuta toma is still hot and straight.
poking vampires are extremely dangerous.
that is why we should be cautious.
poke is a big NONO when it comes to random.
oo's and aa's are stupid words that dont make sense.
words dont control us.
or so you think.
maybe they are just words.
words are meant to explain right?
i think.
spongebob squarepants is not really a sponge or a bob or a square or a pants.
i mean, if he's a sponge living under the sea, then he should be bloated and heavy.
if he's a bob, people should be calling him bob not spongebob.
he's not really square cos squares are solid.
if he's pants, then he should be wearing pants only right? not together with the shirt.
i think i need some serious explanation.
thats why words are created right?
x]
pish posh is also words. created by the british right?
holy cow. its a sexy word.
cos its created by british.
i mean british accents are sexy.
do not deny it.
thin creepy man is just creepy.
imagine him with glossed hair parted to the side.
very thin eyebrows.
smokes a cigaratte.
has a cane that can kill people.
piercing eyes.
holds a 42 inch caliber.
oh did i mention the cane is actually a sword with a cover?
and he is obsessed with hair.
ring a bell?
but i bet you can't remember since its like so rarely spoken of.
long silky sequined low cut dresses are fabulous.
you know, not every dude can act innocent.
i mean, if you lie, then admit la.
why must have such a huge ego??
it does not hurt to admit sometimes.
you guys make it like such a big deal and makes it like some kind of competition.
if the girl is nice and tolerable maybe you can bully la.
but if the girl has a temper that she says she can control but you may never know.
if the girl locks her feet crosses her arms and says
"you know what, you're right, and im wrong. im always wrong and you have always been right."
dude, you are in deep shit.
if she walks away, you better start thinking of some serious apologies.
lets move on shall we?
am i the same person i used to be?
i would like to know that.
of course, there are some bumps but am i recovering?
i love dancing.
the best first date for me would be,
at the club, where i can dance. but im under aged.
sedih betul.
but that would be the most awesomest date. ever.