once there was this maid.
she was so fed up with the family's needs.
she ran away.
she stumbled across a vampire.
and he bit her.
then she became a vampire maid.
then a family took her in.
she bit everyone in the family.
then she left the house to live in Pennsylvania.
she created a cure for her to become human again.
she bit some random person off the street.
then fed him the cure.
he became human again.
but he died shortly after he became human.
then the maid remade the cure.
and bit another random person off the street.
and the cure worked on him.
turns out the 2 people she bit were life partners.
so the maid drank the cure.
and she became human.
only with a hotter body.
so she went to france.
to learn french.
she married a french dude.
and boy was the french dude rich.
whoa mama.
he was handsome too.
but a handful and very particular.
oh well, everyone has their ups and downs.
but she divorced him anyway.
then she became a maid to this family.
so now she is a hot ex-vampire french maid
then she went to dubai.
and met rachel.
rachel asks whether she could meet edward cullen.
the maid said maybe, if she does a few things.
so she left rachel wandering bout the 'things'
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then the maid went and commit suicide.
her soul wandered the earth.
now she's a
lost hot ex-vampire french maid soul
in dubai.