"The world's going to end at three? ...but I haven't been laid yet!"

"Marry me!"
"I can't! My heart belongs to... that tree.".


If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? .

why is it men go outside without a bra on, and females do?.

.I want to *bleep* a *bleep*er in the *bleep*ing *bleep*..

.Cornbread. I'll say it randomly every now and again..